kurotokyo:

lepetitenoirmarkie:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

stinxherrick:

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

Fuck the customer

oh my god the last one hurt me so bad jesus christ

Solidarity for my fellow sales associates outchea strugglin’ to make that guac.

Yass and u work at a theme park

(Source: cady94)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

triplash:

kaelor:

dumblrfeminist:

seriouslyamerica:

BOOM

Truth. 

Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

sick sick sick burns

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

dolldear:

nothing can express my love for men in suits 

Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

youlick:

elizabeth—avenged:

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

Have you started breathing again, friend? I feel concern.

(Source: renaissancedreams)

braveheartclara:

favorite doctor who quote per episode: the time of angels

"if you’re smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap… me.”

braveheartclara:

favorite doctor who quote per episode: the time of angels

"if you’re smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap… me.

neonrunways:

unlied:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Wow

deep

neonrunways:

unlied:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Wow

deep

(Source: flinch-nerds)

theblogofsevens:

corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived

STOP RIGHT THERE

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

image

imagine that howling at the moon

image

imagine

image

image

image

Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

image

the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial)