timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
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tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

(Source: fucksebastianstan)

exuberant-imperfection:


#ACTUALLY i’ve read a lot about the distinction between these phrases in japanese#and all three of them are actually applicable in all cases#’daisuki’ does not only apply to friends bc i’m sure if you said that to your japanese friend they would probably think you’re confessing#it’s true aishiteru is for serious relationships or actually even to soulmates#but KOIshiteru is a different story#because koi is actually a character used for teenage love#something that can be fickle and change and may not last long#which is why couples are called koibito because their relationship will always be uncertain#so koi is actually not something you want to say to your soulmate#it’s aishiteru#koi is for a selfish love#but ai is for real love#koi is always used for things like ‘falling in love’ or ‘love letter’#but ai is actually used for ‘affection’ ‘cherished one’ or even ‘to love’#koishiteru and daisuki actually are pretty close in meaning if confessing#use koi when confessing to a crush#but ai when telling your lover or wife/husband that you love them#what i’m trying to say is that this post is wrong#also i can go on a full length essay on how love is conveyed in english and actually show you that ‘i love you’ ever lost meaning??#never lost meaning*#because in english we convey feelings through what we say IN CONTEXT and how our TONE rather than through words#actions speak louder than words and all that#languages differ a lot so please dont say english’s ‘i love you’ lost meaning because it never did#i shouldnt have put this in tags#but i’m kinda afraid of responding directly haha oops (x)

I hope you don’t mind if I put your tags in here then? Because I think this is pretty important and interesting information!

exuberant-imperfection:

(Source: weheartit.com)

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool

wibblywobblytimeywimeythingy:

  • the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything 
  • The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
  • the ones that are  really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
  • the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
  • the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class

(Source: thebadwolfthatwaited)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

kurotokyo:

lepetitenoirmarkie:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

stinxherrick:

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

Fuck the customer

oh my god the last one hurt me so bad jesus christ

Solidarity for my fellow sales associates outchea strugglin’ to make that guac.

Yass and u work at a theme park

(Source: cady94)