Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
oh my god the last one hurt me so bad jesus christ
Solidarity for my fellow sales associates outchea strugglin’ to make that guac.
Yass and u work at a theme park
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
Have you started breathing again, friend? I feel concern.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better